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THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.66/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


CONSIDERATION -




UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


A Word Of Advice -




FOOLS GOLD -




TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm
Amen!


MY ADVICE - Is stop correcting my Gramma




FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


SCHOOL EVACUATION SIGN - FIRE!!!


TAGS: good advice
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - January 6, 2013, 11:56 am
Got that right, Mao!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2013, 11:21 am
Wow You Can Tell We;re In New Timess.


ADVICE - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.


TAGS: snooki werner advice
Rating: 4.67/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:05 pm
You can do something about fat and drunk but you can't fix stupid!


INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


BIRDS AND BEES -




HYPOCRITIC OATH -


TAGS: phil advice oprah hypocrisy
Rating: 3.91/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:10 pm
Oprah is such a skank for ever introducing this bald fat pig to the general public. This guy deserves a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face...and I hope it gets televised.


reference -


TAGS: old advice
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Hey...I re5emble that remark...


marriage advice #19 -




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -




THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.


TAGS: rodney dangerfield graduation advice
Rating: 4.47/5

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rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:22 pm
Rodney is awesome by himself in Back to School. Then he made it even better with Sam Kinison as the crazy history teacher and the cameo from Kurt Vonnegut. The Vonnegut bit is dear to my English major heart. Thanks for 5 L's.
Arvantillian - July 10, 2011, 7:49 am
had to 5-L, for Rodney was the man, and the movie was awesome
huuddathoughtit - July 9, 2011, 11:30 am
Rodney was the man!!!


50th Wedding Anniversary -




Only 2 things -


TAGS: ughomer advice life worries friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:06 pm
Thanks Mr. Author...teehee
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:56 pm
Spectacular! Great uggy!


THE GREAT ESCAPE -




LESSON PLAN -




SINGIN IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: advice
Rating: 4.75/5

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ADVICE VS ADVISE -




BAD ADVICE -




GOOD ADVICE - Sometimes you find it on the bathroom stall


TAGS: advice
Rating: 3.76/5

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Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 10:25 pm
Wash it down with toilet water , you had your head in there anyway.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 9:55 pm
4/5 sorry...my mouse slipped
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 9:52 pm
What are the grammar Nazis doing in the bathroom stall? 5/5


BAD ADVICE ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: bad advice
Rating: 3.67/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 4:56 am
*Especially
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 10:01 pm
My advice is learn how to spell 'cancel'.


FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE - My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',Which is probably why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.




GOOD ADVICE - when given to some people is worse then bad advice


TAGS: advice
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - March 10, 2011, 8:27 pm
I never thought I'd need Aggy's dating advice, then I went and listened to his relationship advice. *sigh* 5.
Greeny - March 9, 2011, 10:12 pm
alrighty then!


OPINIONS -




WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

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Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -


TAGS: ninjas advice november challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:04 am
very well said, the walls have ears


Askhole -


TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am
This……is……GOOD
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am

F5cking brilliant. 5/f


Every Man For Himself -


TAGS: lazy slob drunk work advice
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 26, 2014, 11:38 pm
Enjoy the pizza and take it easy on the suds... :)
Airman - June 26, 2014, 11:00 pm
wise words indeed
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:35 pm
Well, the long weekend is coming up fast here in Canada...thanks for the 5L solution to surviving it Grey!
Greybeard - June 25, 2014, 10:48 pm
Thank you :)
Greeny - June 25, 2014, 8:15 pm
Good one GB


A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


WISDOM -




Dr. Nose -


TAGS: dear abby sage advice
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:26 am
This is KMFK 670 AM, Kan’t Make it? FaKe it, talk radio. And I'm GaryO...the L-u-u-u-v Dawg. Putting the ‘O’ back in Organism for over 420 dog years. Lines are open. I’m here to take you…..your calls, here to take your calls.
MissPriss - July 19, 2014, 12:58 pm
But doc, I thought you said you like to watch me makin' your bacon (wink)in the n**e?


LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo d*** annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


rerunbrandt -


TAGS: advice from beyond
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 17, 2014, 9:37 pm
Well then where the phook ya been?
rerun - May 17, 2014, 9:00 pm

Haaaayyyyyyy, I'm not dead, yet.


advice -


TAGS: advice
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 11, 2014, 5:31 pm
Darwinian selection in action
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:36 pm
Yup


Dr. Phil Says -




Geriatric Rockers -




Advice -


TAGS: advice family planning pain peace
Rating: 4.93/5

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JesusWept - October 15, 2014, 9:33 pm
Umm...no. Is it ok if i try with a meatball? (I'm Swedish). Thanks for the fiver ;)
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:56 pm
Ever laugh with a chunk of taco in yer windpipe? 5Kacks


RERUN HAS IT MEMORIZED -




A Wealthy And Wise Man -


TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm

...and better


Sound Of Silence -


TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


From 1 to Adele -


TAGS: sho relationship advice blog motifake com
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sho - August 17, 2013, 8:31 pm
hahaha!


ALWAYS TRY - to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs


TAGS: little advice
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:49 pm
Makes perfect sense to me. 5L


BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...




Opinions -




IT IS GOOD FOR YOU -




BEST ADVICE -


TAGS: best advice motivational ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:17 am
Poooooor Timmy.


REGRETS - Taking this advice may end with some


TAGS: regret taking advice from moderator
Rating: 3.78/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
I rarely show up at the mention of food, unless that food is ribs. Then, I'm first in line.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:55 am
It happens, like you show up at the mention of food, or Culos when someone mentions b***s.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am
Chompers always shows up at the mention of ra**.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am
Someone mention ra**?
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:30 am
LMAO @ comments
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:31 am
Already sent her home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:29 am
just shut up and make me a taco.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:28 am
Mooooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooo.... playing innocent?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:24 am
It can get worse?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:23 am
i should have known
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:21 am
Don't worry, it'll get worse.
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:09 am
yeah, i put something in today. thank you for acknowledging my presence
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:08 am
I wasn't offering to join in, nor am I interested. Just sniffing around.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:07 am
Welcome to motifake, pzykosiz... itroduce yourself yet in the forum?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:05 am
the more the merrier
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:04 am
Someone mention ra**?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:02 am
i like all people in tights, especially if their sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:59 pm
Nice attempt robin hood.....You like men in tights don't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm
English isn't your first language.....No?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm
goddammit, there was supposed to be an arrow
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:57 pm
why do think i look like
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:55 pm
You're weird...i like that. make sure you hit up he "introductions" thread...You're less likely to get ra**d that way....(unless you're into that sort of thing)
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:53 pm
i find i get more traction without it, the hand puppets were you're idea
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
i didn't say that.....You just need to lubricate more, and lay off the hand puppets.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
don't pretend you weren't enjoying it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
I'm not falling for that again.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:43 pm
wouldn't you like to join me? we could have lots of fun
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:42 pm
You're excused....Stop touching yourself! and go stand in the corner next to DreMagnum.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's so obvious that you're new.......Aloha, I'm Moooooooooooo and I like to make people feel bad aboot themselves.....I also like long walks on the beach and child murder.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
touchy aren't we, you didn't really specify which poster you were talking about
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:31 pm
#99079.....arghhh....do we have to walk you to the potty as well?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:29 pm
which one?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Mine was funnier...get over it.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 10:06 pm

no worries, nice twist on a rejection
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
and i was worried this poster wouldn't get any attention
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:59 pm

since I am a douche and a feminist who enjoys rejecting like 20 posters in a row and counting, I ban thee for 24 hours
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:54 pm

there are more who never heard of khaos4ng31
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:52 pm
January 28, 1986
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:50 pm
There are SOME people who still haven't heard the Challenger explosion, or even of the Challenger.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:49 pm
No bad Moderators (anymore) Just bad posters. Case in point.... the one you just described. Stop whining.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
Bad luck man, but thanks for getting me another motifake accepted
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
Hello Khaos..
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:46 pm
Or maybe is really ignorant and hasn't heard of the Challenger Explosion. It may be I got a bad moderator.
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:45 pm
That was mine. All I did was put a pic of the Challenger and write: The challenger. Great, who let the woman drive? Apparently the moderator is a feminist, a woman, or some douche who rejected like 20 posters in a row, and counting.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
Solution: Simply turn the gun on yourself afterward. See! No regrets!


DOING THE JOB - It's about how we do it. Enjoy it,and you'll be great. hate it,and you'll end up like this.


TAGS: work advice
Rating: 3.57/5

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A BIT OF ADVICE BUBBA - Kraft Singles Your truck Not a good combo


TAGS: advice day
Rating: 3.38/5

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WE HATE - To have some people give us advice when we know that they need it more




GOOD ADVICE -


TAGS: my best advice day ladies get your men by any means necessary aggressive negotiations
Rating: 3.27/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "sh**gun wedding."


OPRAH & FRIENDS -




BRITNEY - Take the Advice




MY BEST ADVICE - Your weapon is made to lay down supressive fire, until you have a target, then it's "ROCK-N-ROLL" time




MY BEST ADVICE - Don't let anyone touch you in an area that would be covered by a SWIMSUIT.




Time -


TAGS: philisophy advice integrity character life
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - February 18, 2016, 11:39 am
Well, if you're gonna nit pick.
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:52 am
Nice poster Push!!!!! Just to be a--well ya' know, even rocks wear away to erosion and become dust! ^
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:51 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:41 pm
I am a rock... I am an iiiii-iiisland!
Rick69 - February 15, 2016, 2:16 pm
This... Is what I'm all about.


Happy Great Advice Day -


TAGS: mother advice say nice nothing quiet people wonder
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Aaaaannnd...she's back! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:43 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHA! Need to go get some more coffee on that 1, Prissy! ^!
MissPriss - May 8, 2016, 12:33 am
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - May 7, 2016, 11:48 pm
Perfect!


Never Give Up -


TAGS: restraining order maintaining positive advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2015, 3:07 am
Thanks
MissPriss - December 11, 2015, 12:07 am
5L'd it crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2015, 10:00 am
Thank you, mizz. I was inspired by being ever so careful with what we say today. I couldn't help but poke fun at it :-D
mizzdizz - December 10, 2015, 3:19 am
Twisted, but true! Yes, I found this amusing---- twisted little Dizzy---5 L!


Words Of Wisdom -


TAGS: father son advice twist surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:44 am
Thank you my mushy Mr. Gary
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:39 am
Thank you son..er...'cern. Teehee
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:38 am
No need to worry just takes a little time off once in a while to refuel the insanity. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - September 10, 2015, 12:04 pm
We were getting worried about you, MissPrimate! 5.
concern3 - September 10, 2015, 5:50 am
well said a 5er
GaryO - September 9, 2015, 10:22 pm
Love this'n Missy. you talented monkey. 5/F


Advice -


TAGS: young adults advice goals met stupid
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 3:03 pm
...That too! REEAAALLLY loud...with additional sound effects!!!!! ROTFL!!!! I have blackout curtains---- yup. yup.!!!! Its fun to freak out people who don't mind their own business! LOL!
MissPriss - May 29, 2016, 12:50 pm
"and a few other every day things that I can do in the dark" I can only think of one...teehee.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:30 pm
HAHAHAHA! Good 1 Prissy!I have a friend who's blind. He taught me how to successfully pull weeds and a few other every day things that I can do in the dark----great way to prank the nosy neighbor! Yes, still being stupid! Its great fun!
MissPriss - April 30, 2016, 12:16 am
Just saying there are those that are the exception. Sorry to hear about your situation. Wish it could of been a different outcome for you.
EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2016, 2:39 am
Not in my experience. For instance, I wanted to be a fighter pilot, buy my faulty eyes meant they would never waste time training me. I understand that.
MissPriss - April 27, 2016, 10:11 pm
Yeah...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2016, 10:10 pm
Thanks for sharing Em' There are severely disabled people that beat the odds. There is a blind man that does incredible paintings and a deaf man that plays cello that can bring tears to your eyes. Almost anything is possible.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:34 pm
I remember it as a blatant lie. The short-legged will not make marathon winners, the blind will not make a living by painting, the deaf will not be first chair violinists.
JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 9:26 pm
Yes...i remember. OUCH!! ^^^^^Up


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Overused -


TAGS: overused marriage advice
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 3:09 pm
Doesn't bug me in the slightest. I love them ;)
Reality Lord - April 26, 2016, 3:01 pm

lolz...sorry. it's basically a meme i made in poster format. but now that i know it bugs you...lol....more to follow....lol.
JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 11:21 am
Thanks :)
MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 11:07 am
Dammit! Well there goes my next poster teehee. UPd
JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 9:45 am
Thanks!
concern3 - April 26, 2016, 9:25 am
Very Funny, UP yours


Consider the consequences -


TAGS: taking advice
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 9:54 pm
HHAHAHAHA!!!! Glad you liked it! ^ for your comment!
JesusWept - April 10, 2016, 7:59 pm
Oh.....BALLS!! ^^^^^Up


Oh Momma -




Junk Mail -


TAGS: mailbox advice flyers junk
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:43 pm
Poor bastrad...died! But there's a house on the market...anyone interested? ;)
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:22 am
s*h*o*t
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:21 am
And again, into the depths. Listerine jello sh**?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am
I live at #69, is he fine?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am
I live at #69, is he fine?


Education -


TAGS: learning education wisdom knowledge advice
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 23, 2016, 10:05 pm
That's ironic. This is the one that was forced. I had a gun to my head while I was doing it.
Rick69 - February 23, 2016, 5:14 pm
Prefer this one by far.


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