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THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.65/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217522
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm, #217521
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm, #217516
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm, #217514
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm, #217513
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm, #217512
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm, #217511
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #217503
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm, #217499
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm, #217498
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm, #217398
5 messy break ups


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm, #251013
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am, #251006
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am, #250848
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm, #250844
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm, #250818
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm, #250816
Haha, very funny! :)


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm, #233650
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm, #233521
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am, #259605
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am, #259591

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm, #259586

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm, #259585
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm, #259582

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am, #259579
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am, #259576
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm, #259575
Too true!! 5L


CONSIDERATION -




UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




WALDO'S ADVICE -


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.48/5

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Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am, #218097
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm, #218093

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm, #218070
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am, #218024
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


A Word Of Advice -




FOOLS GOLD -




TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm, #234262
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm, #234261
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm, #234236
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234215
Amen!


MY ADVICE - Is stop correcting my Gramma




FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am, #235868
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


SCHOOL EVACUATION SIGN - FIRE!!!


TAGS: good advice
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - January 6, 2013, 11:56 am, #242225
Got that right, Mao!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2013, 11:21 am, #242222
Wow You Can Tell We;re In New Timess.


ADVICE - Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.


TAGS: snooki werner advice
Rating: 4.67/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:05 pm, #251412
You can do something about fat and drunk but you can't fix stupid!


INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm, #176611
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #175941
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm, #175925
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


BIRDS AND BEES -




HYPOCRITIC OATH -


TAGS: phil advice oprah hypocrisy
Rating: 3.91/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:10 pm, #242936
Oprah is such a skank for ever introducing this bald fat pig to the general public. This guy deserves a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face...and I hope it gets televised.


reference -


TAGS: old advice
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #255943
Hey...I re5emble that remark...


marriage advice #19 -




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -




THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm, #240773
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm, #240770
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240740
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm, #240732
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.


TAGS: rodney dangerfield graduation advice
Rating: 4.47/5

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rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:22 pm, #221229
Rodney is awesome by himself in Back to School. Then he made it even better with Sam Kinison as the crazy history teacher and the cameo from Kurt Vonnegut. The Vonnegut bit is dear to my English major heart. Thanks for 5 L's.
Arvantillian - July 10, 2011, 7:49 am, #221224
had to 5-L, for Rodney was the man, and the movie was awesome
huuddathoughtit - July 9, 2011, 11:30 am, #221200
Rodney was the man!!!


50th Wedding Anniversary -




Only 2 things -


TAGS: ughomer advice life worries friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:06 pm, #250693
Thanks Mr. Author...teehee
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:56 pm, #250690
Spectacular! Great uggy!


THE GREAT ESCAPE -




LESSON PLAN -




SINGIN IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: advice
Rating: 4.71/5

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BAD ADVICE -




ADVICE VS ADVISE -




GOOD ADVICE - Sometimes you find it on the bathroom stall


TAGS: advice
Rating: 3.76/5

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Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 10:25 pm, #121532
Wash it down with toilet water , you had your head in there anyway.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 9:55 pm, #121525
4/5 sorry...my mouse slipped
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 9:52 pm, #121524
What are the grammar Nazis doing in the bathroom stall? 5/5


BAD ADVICE ASSIGNMENT -


TAGS: bad advice
Rating: 3.67/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 4:56 am, #223881
*Especially
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 10:01 pm, #223870
My advice is learn how to spell 'cancel'.


FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE - My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',Which is probably why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.




GOOD ADVICE - when given to some people is worse then bad advice


TAGS: advice
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - March 10, 2011, 8:27 pm, #213997
I never thought I'd need Aggy's dating advice, then I went and listened to his relationship advice. *sigh* 5.
Greeny - March 9, 2011, 10:12 pm, #213911
alrighty then!


OPINIONS -




WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

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Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm, #235210
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am, #235154
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm, #235131
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -


TAGS: ninjas advice november challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:04 am, #225721
very well said, the walls have ears


Askhole -


TAGS: advice annoying people opposite definition
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:44 pm, #252150
I basically chose a picture that could best be taken both ways. Glad everyone liked it :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:41 pm, #252149
I went with this picture because given the text, it could be taken either way; the man is being given the advice, or the woman.
tatespa - January 13, 2014, 12:20 pm, #252145
Commonly known as wife....
TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 3:52 pm, #252122
How dare you call my wife such an rude name, sir!
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:11 pm, #252110
5L crotchety for putting a name to those few I personally know!
GaryO - January 12, 2014, 9:04 am, #252103
This……is……GOOD
Silverheart - January 12, 2014, 8:29 am, #252102
F5cking brilliant. 5/f


Every Man For Himself -


TAGS: lazy slob drunk work advice
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 26, 2014, 11:38 pm, #255466
Enjoy the pizza and take it easy on the suds... :)
Airman - June 26, 2014, 11:00 pm, #255462
wise words indeed
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:35 pm, #255444
Well, the long weekend is coming up fast here in Canada...thanks for the 5L solution to surviving it Grey!
Greybeard - June 25, 2014, 10:48 pm, #255438
Thank you :)
Greeny - June 25, 2014, 8:15 pm, #255437
Good one GB


A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm, #252458
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252453
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252452
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm, #252445
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm, #252444
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm, #252443
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm, #252433
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am, #252429
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am, #252426

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm, #252403
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


WISDOM -




Dr. Nose -


TAGS: dear abby sage advice
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:26 am, #255771
This is KMFK 670 AM, Kan’t Make it? FaKe it, talk radio. And I'm GaryO...the L-u-u-u-v Dawg. Putting the ‘O’ back in Organism for over 420 dog years. Lines are open. I’m here to take you…..your calls, here to take your calls.
MissPriss - July 19, 2014, 12:58 pm, #255766
But doc, I thought you said you like to watch me makin' your bacon (wink)in the n**e?


LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am, #248477
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo d*** annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


rerunbrandt -


TAGS: advice from beyond
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 17, 2014, 9:37 pm, #254824
Well then where the phook ya been?
rerun - May 17, 2014, 9:00 pm, #254823

Haaaayyyyyyy, I'm not dead, yet.


advice -


TAGS: advice
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 11, 2014, 5:31 pm, #252090
Darwinian selection in action
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:36 pm, #252050
Yup


Dr. Phil Says -




Geriatric Rockers -




Advice -


TAGS: advice family planning pain peace
Rating: 4.93/5

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JesusWept - October 15, 2014, 9:33 pm, #257089
Umm...no. Is it ok if i try with a meatball? (I'm Swedish). Thanks for the fiver ;)
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:56 pm, #257085
Ever laugh with a chunk of taco in yer windpipe? 5Kacks


RERUN HAS IT MEMORIZED -




Sound Of Silence -


TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am, #251870
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am, #251866
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


A Wealthy And Wise Man -


TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm, #256353

...and better


From 1 to Adele -


TAGS: sho relationship advice blog motifake com
Rating: 4.85/5

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Sho - August 17, 2013, 8:31 pm, #248783
hahaha!


ALWAYS TRY - to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take-offs


TAGS: little advice
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:49 pm, #174676
Makes perfect sense to me. 5L


BLASPHEMOUS ADVICE - Young ladies, the first question you should always ask on eHarmony is ...




Opinions -




IT IS GOOD FOR YOU -




BEST ADVICE -


TAGS: best advice motivational ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:17 am, #135784
Poooooor Timmy.


REGRETS - Taking this advice may end with some


TAGS: regret taking advice from moderator
Rating: 3.78/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am, #189303
I rarely show up at the mention of food, unless that food is ribs. Then, I'm first in line.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:55 am, #189301
It happens, like you show up at the mention of food, or Culos when someone mentions b***s.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am, #189297
Chompers always shows up at the mention of ra**.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am, #189296
Someone mention ra**?
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:30 am, #189291
LMAO @ comments
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:31 am, #172419
Already sent her home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:29 am, #172417
just shut up and make me a taco.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:28 am, #172416
Mooooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooo.... playing innocent?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:24 am, #172412
It can get worse?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:23 am, #172411
i should have known
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:21 am, #172410
Don't worry, it'll get worse.
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #172407
yeah, i put something in today. thank you for acknowledging my presence
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:08 am, #172406
I wasn't offering to join in, nor am I interested. Just sniffing around.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:07 am, #172405
Welcome to motifake, pzykosiz... itroduce yourself yet in the forum?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:05 am, #172404
the more the merrier
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:04 am, #172403
Someone mention ra**?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:02 am, #172402
i like all people in tights, especially if their sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:59 pm, #172401
Nice attempt robin hood.....You like men in tights don't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm, #172400
English isn't your first language.....No?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm, #172399
goddammit, there was supposed to be an arrow
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:57 pm, #172398
why do think i look like
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:55 pm, #172397
You're weird...i like that. make sure you hit up he "introductions" thread...You're less likely to get ra**d that way....(unless you're into that sort of thing)
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:53 pm, #172396
i find i get more traction without it, the hand puppets were you're idea
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:50 pm, #172395
i didn't say that.....You just need to lubricate more, and lay off the hand puppets.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm, #172393
don't pretend you weren't enjoying it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm, #172392
I'm not falling for that again.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:43 pm, #172389
wouldn't you like to join me? we could have lots of fun
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:42 pm, #172388
You're excused....Stop touching yourself! and go stand in the corner next to DreMagnum.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm, #172385
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:36 pm, #172382
It's so obvious that you're new.......Aloha, I'm Moooooooooooo and I like to make people feel bad aboot themselves.....I also like long walks on the beach and child murder.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm, #172381
touchy aren't we, you didn't really specify which poster you were talking about
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:31 pm, #172377
#99079.....arghhh....do we have to walk you to the potty as well?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:29 pm, #172376
which one?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm, #172373
Mine was funnier...get over it.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 10:06 pm, #172359

no worries, nice twist on a rejection
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 10:05 pm, #172358
and i was worried this poster wouldn't get any attention
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:59 pm, #172356

since I am a douche and a feminist who enjoys rejecting like 20 posters in a row and counting, I ban thee for 24 hours
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:54 pm, #172352

there are more who never heard of khaos4ng31
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:52 pm, #172351
January 28, 1986
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:50 pm, #172350
There are SOME people who still haven't heard the Challenger explosion, or even of the Challenger.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:49 pm, #172349
No bad Moderators (anymore) Just bad posters. Case in point.... the one you just described. Stop whining.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm, #172348
Bad luck man, but thanks for getting me another motifake accepted
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm, #172347
Hello Khaos..
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:46 pm, #172346
Or maybe is really ignorant and hasn't heard of the Challenger Explosion. It may be I got a bad moderator.
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:45 pm, #172344
That was mine. All I did was put a pic of the Challenger and write: The challenger. Great, who let the woman drive? Apparently the moderator is a feminist, a woman, or some douche who rejected like 20 posters in a row, and counting.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm, #172334
Solution: Simply turn the gun on yourself afterward. See! No regrets!


DOING THE JOB - It's about how we do it. Enjoy it,and you'll be great. hate it,and you'll end up like this.


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WE HATE - To have some people give us advice when we know that they need it more




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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm, #135999
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "sh**gun wedding."


OPRAH & FRIENDS -




BRITNEY - Take the Advice




MY BEST ADVICE - Your weapon is made to lay down supressive fire, until you have a target, then it's "ROCK-N-ROLL" time




MY BEST ADVICE - Don't let anyone touch you in an area that would be covered by a SWIMSUIT.




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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:43 pm, #258134
Poor bastrad...died! But there's a house on the market...anyone interested? ;)
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:22 am, #258062
s*h*o*t
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 11:21 am, #258061
And again, into the depths. Listerine jello sh**?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am, #258048
I live at #69, is he fine?
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:33 am, #258047
I live at #69, is he fine?


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